March 2012
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February 2012
someactorkid:
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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illwearthatdressifyouwearthattie replied to your photo: The fuck is this? This looks like shit! It doesn’t…
what the fresh hell is this shit
They’re never just going to leave the design alone, what they need to be redoing is the option format, and adding new features (esp incorporating missing e), not mucking about with icons.
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jessijordan replied to your photo: The fuck is this? This looks like shit! It doesn’t…
I like it. Cleaner design.
I really dislike it. Quite a bit. I don’t like the color choices— they’re too light— and while the design is nice it doesn’t match the rest of the website, it’s too fragile compared to the font used for the logo and body text, and the other...
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notsohappybunny replied to your post: notsohappybunny replied to your photo: Mysterious…
I thought it was of an unknown origin? hmmmmm?
I DON’T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED. I literally looked down and I had a cut there.
Anonymous asked: How do you draw.
iou-huntingtrip-inthetardis:
imtheeeeint-xas:
brazenly-perfect:
feastings:
Weird. That’s how I write.
YES! Exactly how I write.
Exactly.
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notsohappybunny replied to your photo: Mysterious cut of unknown origin (Taken with…
Sorry, my bad. I accidentally went into the wrong room last night.
But… but… but… it happened in one of my classes.
Anonymous asked: If the sum of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the square on the other two sides, why is a mouse when it spins?
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